Here's the sports I'd consider competing in on a good day.
Timed Trials of Wagon-rama.
Circling a patch of un-mowed grass numerous times while pulling a wagon of 3 children.
Memorizing the lines of 10 Disney movies.
Fix a meal 4 children will love.
Successfully say "no" to an adolescent for the entire trip inside a store of infinitely desired things.
Have 7 consecutive days of no children in mom's bed.
Get through a 24-hour period without tantrums.
Complete pedicures on kiddy toes in world record time.
Go for a run with all kids happy on the way out the door and upon returning.
World record time potty training.
Get through a 24-hour period with all toddler #1 and #2 making it into the toilet.
Filly sippy cup with water before toddler says "wa-wa" 5 times.
Now, it's your turn. Please add a comment about what motherhood, work, or other made-up sport you'd consider competing in on a good day.
Loved this post! The "wa wa" one was classic! LOL! How about this one: simultaneously fixing dinner, unloading/loading dishwasher, responding to dj requests on the ipod from 4 yr old, putting potty-training toddler on potty every 20 minutes, and breaking up numerous sibling battles over babydolls and strollers.
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